Down at the Hatfield & McCoy Dinner Show folks are treated to a rip roarin’ good time. An evening of Feud’n, Feast’n, Family Fun is what they pride themselves on and the folks that have experienced this one of a kind production have great things to say. Some of the best talent in Pigeon Forge graces it’s stage two times daily and in some cases a third show is added to handle the large amounts of spectators lining up to buy tickets to, “See what all the Fuss is about”!
But beneath the belly of the beast, the underlying truth remains. Every family has a black sheep. In this case there are two. The notorious Hatfield Boys, Cletus and Jebby, have returned to the area after having been on the lam for quite some time. Charges against them included everything from aiding and abetting to the distillation of illegal spirits. That’s moonshine to all you flatlanders. So while out taking in the sights of our beautiful city beware: “CLE-BBY” is out there too. You can’t miss em’.
Should you have to pick, Cletus would be the wiser of the two and therefore does most of the driving and major decision making whereas Jebby is the brawn of the operation. Hence, when the all too familiar “AAOOOGAHH” horn was mounted on their truck it was neither of them that had any input whatsoever. They merely sat upon the rear tailgate, picked a little music and harassed innocent passersby. These actions have led them into a life of skullduggery and tomfoolery and sadly you are likely to bear the brunt of it and bear it you will. From both barrels.
So consider yourselves warned folks. Keep them eyes peeled good, an ear to the ground and an open mind because you just never know when “CLE-BBY” and the Hatfield & McCoy Dinner Show truck will pull up alongside you and mutter something completely incoherent or ridiculous. But oddly enough, we’re bettin’ you’ll laugh. Shucks, you may even get your picture taken with em’. In any case Cletus and Jebby are harmless and do love to jaw with visitors so when you see them be sure and wave. Then run.